Top 10 Best Players Who Have NOT Won a Major

April 13, 2007 -

“He who signs the checks” has asked “He who is not smarter than you” to write a blog for “Those who are smarter than I”. First, however, “He who is not smarter than you” legal advisors Dewey, Shankem and Duff have told me to write the following disclaimer. Any one who reproduces, rebroadcasts, or uses any of the nonsense from this blog ASL emoticon shall be sentenced to a minimum of forty days and forty nights doing “drill from hell”. Secondly, if “those who are smarter than I” do not derive any joy, pleasure, satisfaction, relaxation, or humor from this blog ASL emoticon they will be sentenced to working in Bunkers in Arizona for the months of June, July and August. Something ” he who signs the checks” is familiar with doing for “he who is not smarter than you”. With that disclaimer out of the way, I shall now proceed.

We are all looking for guidance for our golf games. Some spiritual enlightenment that will take our game to the next level. I think that true enlightenment came in the advice the Dalai Lama gave to Carl Spackler when he told Carl “goongalagoonga”. The problem is “he who is not smarter than you” has no idea what the Dalai meant. I am hoping “those who are smarter than I” can lend some help.

Finally, of the following, who do you think is the best player not to have won a major, and who will be the first to win one. “He who is not smarter than you” has more than likely left someone off the list. Feel free to add to the list:

1. Adam Scott
2. Sergio Garcia
3. Padraig Harrington
4. Trevor Immelman
5. Henrik Stenson
6. Luke Donald
7. Aaron Baddeley
8. Charles Howell III
9. Debbie Samsing
10. Kelly Ewing

Thank you all for being a part of the Bird Golf School Family, and let us look to have a little fun together with this bloody blog (whatever)

He who is not smarter than you

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